Are You My Future Husband?
- Tuesday Oct 25,2005 11:16 AM
- By admin
- In general nonsense
Current Occupation:
How do you rank yourself as a lover?
Awesome, but what is this clitoris thing everyone’s talking about? Amazing, it’s just the medication that affects my performance. Fan-fucking-tabulous, it’s you that sucks.How will you woo me?
6 pack of beer and porn. Calls at 3am, for a week. Take down your profile on Match.com (not really, you just change your profile name so I can’t find it).When I’m PMSing you…
…tell me I’m a fucking nut case. …hide in the bathroom for a week with your porn mags. …laugh at me.I catch you cheating on me, what do you do?
You tell me to get the hell out of the room. Buy me a dildo and tell me to get over it. You tell me you weren’t having sex with my best friend, you were just examining a suspicious mole.You deal with conflict by…
…telling me I’m a fucking nut case. …sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating, “La, la, la, la…” …writing about it on your blog.How do you envision our future together?
A neverending story, kind of like Groundhog Day. Seperate vacations, apartments, lives, spouses. Murder/SuicideOr…
If you answered yes to any of these choices I think we could really get along. So please don’t hesitate… I’m here waiting for you.
17 Comments
Well, I answered all the questions and answered ALL OF THE ABOVE to each one, so what exactly does that mean?
Um, excuse me? I believe this position has already been filled.
I have a fully functioning penis that is large enough that you know it’s there, but not so large that you won’t get hooked on painkillers as a result. I can go long enough that it’s at least plausible when you fake your orgasm. Isn’t that enough, really?
Frankly, I think Listerine is a much better product than Clitoris.
Can I apply?
I envision our future as more like The Neverending Story.
I’ll lose my horse in the swamp and ride a giant dog to save you from the Nothing. Regular guys couldn’t take that much drama. But I welcome it.
Pauly, we were made for each other!
Dash…um, still here…waiting.
Wow, SD, have we dated before?
Precisely Neil.
Danielle, as long as you’ll be the one to dress up in the tux and wear a leash.
That is, Justin, until the punk rock bullies steal our magic book.
Holy shit batman… we’ve been dating the same men!!!
The answer is “NO”.
Now, I’ll go back and read the post.
I think I know that guy! You know, the one on the cake!
So how many husbands can one girl have? Sounds like you have a fistfull. By the way, my relatives are very concerned. Is this to be a church wedding? And who’s handling the flowers?
Had a bit of experience being a past husband which is a lot easier because this sort of questionaire is filled out for you. Future… interesting concept
Or select none…
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ahahahahah i said yes to all.
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kidding~
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