The Girlspoke DrunkCastâ„¢, Take Seven
- Friday Dec 9,2005 09:34 AM
- By girlspoke staff
- In general nonsense
This week we encountered a new issue when recording the DrunkCastâ„¢: one of the parties passing out before we could actually record it.
I learned three important lessons this week:
a) SOMEONE needs to take some lessons in how to handle their alcohol. It’s a good thing I’m moving to the East Coast and am a great teacher in that subject.
b) Meme will never, ever, ever be allowed to take vacation again, and leave me solely responsible of the DrunkCastâ„¢.
c) I am ridiculously terrible at taping monologues, so (despite my epic hangover) I’m really glad right now that I didn’t choose a career in broadcasting.
So, welcome to The Girlspoke DrunkCastâ„¢, Take Seven: The CrapCast. Otherwise known as The Girlspoke DrunkCastâ„¢, Take Seven: Here’s three minutes and forty nine seconds of your life that you’ll never get back.
This morning I’m a little less pissed at Jenna. She sent me a lovely “Holy crap, please don’t kick my ass!” email, and let’s face it…we’ve all been there.
Welcome to your probationary period, Jenna. Don’t fuck this one up.
14 Comments
I have no defense, but I will offer the following:
1. My head HURTS.
2. I also ruined my favorite JCrew white Oxford shirt with some of my Cabernet Savignon.
3. I also missed out on my second round of Cow Girl because I’d passed out on the couch, in my sexy, red underwear.
4. I think I dreamt about your destiny, and it was GLORIOUS.
5. Probation is for suckers!
6. It is ON at blogfukkah!
Love,
Jenna
xoxo
Good. You didn’t DESERVE another round of cowgirl, you fucking lush.
and re: #6. That’s pretty ballsy of you. I’m a scrapper.
This’ll be a fight to see.
Wow this sounds good… a drink-off.
Lexie, I think the Thin Lizzy song ‘The Rocker’ was written for you… opening verse:
I am your main man if you’re looking for trouble
I’ll take no lip ’cause no ones tougher than me
If I kicked your face you’d soon be seeing double
Hey little girl, keep your hands off me
’cause I’m a rocker!!!
When is this big event again? I will raise a glass in your honour from over here.
I think we need a video of that particular drunkcast.
BTW, sexy Lexie, I could listen to your voice all day. every day.
I think you should re-do this Drunkcast and use puppets to act it out. That would rock.
A perfect opportunity for drunkcastdialing ruined.
Shame.
Can we get a video DrunkCast from Blogmukah? That would be hot.
Nice call, Pauly…you never can go wrong with puppets.
What the hell are you talking about, Justin? This was precisely drunkcastdialing. You’re just bummed you weren’t in on it this time.
As for all the rest of you pervs, you’ll just have to wait with baited breath to see what we choose to share with you from Blogfukkah. If my foreshadowing dream is any indication, you should all really just buy some damn plane tickets and BE there.
jesus christ, i can’t sit on the beach in aruba for one day without you girls fucking everything up
bartender!…another mojito please
surprisingly minimal amounts of slurring…considering. you guys can hold your liquor. impressive!
See? Thanks Effer. I was waiting for that blasted roommate to get off the phone for like an HOUR! Not many can handle a bottle of red AND maintain the upright position.
I am delighted to find ye kindred spirits. My life is one long quest to “not eff up.” My success is spotty at best.
Cast thyselves drunk and blog on, compadres.
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