HOROSPOKEâ„¢ January 16 - 23
- Monday Jan 16,2006 08:27 AM
- By Jenna
- In general nonsense
I hope you’re all enjoying your day off. Or, if you’re working, congratulations on getting paid for reading Girlspoke. Either way, prepare yourself for this week’s horospokeâ„¢. Sometimes, when I look into my crystal ball, words escape me. Take that however you’d like, because this week, you’re getting your destiny in pictures.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Of course, some are more open to interpretation than others, but I think you get the point. It’s not often that I’m at a loss for words, so you may want to take this as a nice little vacation from reality. Enjoy it. Or don’t, and bitch at me with a vengence in the comments section.
Either way.
xoxo
13 Comments
Aquarius? The dreamer ei, so proud to glide from the water into the air only to realize cowheads can do it also.
noted.
this week i shall keep my mouth shut…but can i skip the pegs? looks like that could be kinda painful.
Snort coke surely? I’d rather lose my septum than my teeth.
Wow. You have an amazing talent. Hope you realize that. (Who am I kidding? How could you NOT realize it?)
Is that a guy pissing in the women’s restroom? What the hell are you trying to tell me? That I am going to find out something about myself? No, no, no, no, no…worst Horospoke ever girlfriend.
FUCK! It’s already starting. Damn you, I hate you! Why did you have to do this to me?
Wow, taurus. I guess I’ll stay in this week
Oh joy, a leaping cow will accompany me.
Temptress–exactly. You’re way too proud. Bring it down a notch.
Lexie–I thought you were into that kind of thing?
Arty–I’m sure either one would do. The point is that you’re going to lose either way (this week, anyway).
Will–EXACTLY. God, I love you.
Ryan–it’s all you, babe.
John–you’re welcome. Balding cowboys are never a good thing.
Trinity–at least you’re not alone?
shit, this makes so much sense today
so glad i’m not a sag…that’s all i gotta say
Love the Har Mar picture for leo–classic.
Capricorn thanks you. I think. I’ve never actually seen Jenny.
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