I’ve been reading some funny stuff over at the Blog Herald, a series called “How I Blog” that asks people to outline their blogging techniques. Well, we here at girlspoke have unique methods that inspire our daily dish.

For example, when Lo knows her day is coming up she prepares well in advance. Days prior she conducts field market research, usually at local universities and libraries (generally in the public restrooms, both male and female, sometimes in the janitor closet) and it seems this involves copius amounts of Chimay (try Duvel honey, it’s much better). After that she compiles extensive spreadsheets which she distributes at our weekly meetings with an impressive powerpoint presentation. We holler and hoot like the British parliment and she narrows down her topic to the juicy bites you get here every week.

Now when Casey’s prepping herself she calls her mother then consults her Freudian interpretation manual and is pretty much good to go.

As for Jenna, she’s a pickle. Quite literally, she gets out a jar of pickles, consumes all of them in the sexiest manner possible and that’s when she knows she’s ready. It doesn’t end there cause every month she does her world-famous Horospokeâ„¢ and until now it has been a deeply guarded secret but I am prepared to reveal all. To get herself ready for writing Horospokeâ„¢ Jenna follows a strict routine: first she boils eggs, then she gently cracks them open…oh, I can’t tell you, but suffice it to say it reads like a chapter from Georges Bataille.

Heather’s a newbie so we’re just beginning to learn her ticks, I mean habits. She does a funny thing where she puts on a yellow leather body suit and chants kaballah sounding stuff from a little red book (claims she’s channeling her inner-Britney/Mao), but I’m not so sure she does that to prep for writing persay, seems to be more of a pre-date exercise.

Oh and Rizzo, she does so much research that she’s still researching her second post.

It is rumored that Betty actually dictates her posts to her boyfriend who eagerly types away while shaving her legs, serving her chocolate dipped strawberries and constantly refilling her champagne glass. That’s what I heard, don’t quote me.

As for me, well I’m a pretty simple gal. I get my laptop, queue up the girlspoke admin page, and get naked. Doesn’t take much more than that to get the proverbial juices flowing.

And there you have it folks. This is how we blog. Thank you and good night.