Today I’m feeling patriotic. I mean it. I am so glad that I pay taxes and those taxes are being put to good use. The world is a safer place when I know where our congressmen/women are spending their time online. So on behalf of all the girls of girlspoke we’d like to welcome our visitors from the House of Representatives! Let’s get a round of applause for the fine men and women who diligently protect our rights and more importantly the rights of their constituents.

Now wait a minute (imagine loud screeching sound at this point).

How did he (or she) find girlspoke? Oh, through Google, cool.

Woah, hold on, using the search term: “How do I find a chick to fuck if I am married?”

You know what? With the risk of offending, I’m gonna take a leap here and say this is a dude not a chick. It also could be a young intern or clerk but I’m gonna further venture that this is some crusty old guy. But then again, if he’s a well-seasoned politician he’s gotta have a book filled with numbers of hookers or at least the wherewithal to grab a copy of the back page of the Village Voice. Is our government so inefficient that our most honored citizens don’t have access to this kind of information? I’m gonna have to express my deep disappointment in the current administration since I can’t believe it is easier to find Saddam in a cave than a hooker in New York. And wait another cotton-picking minute…does that say “Information Systems…”? Why, yes it does. I am dumbfounded…I have nothing more to say, god save us all.