I am like so full of period right now.

Like so nasty and bloody and bleedy and icky.

And I want to tell all of you about it.

Ha ha.

Nobody likes it when chicks talk about their stupid periods.

But here I am doing it.

Look at me!

I’m like Courtney Love.

Wheeeee!

I feel like ima swingin back and forth on a fun swing of carefree i-don’tgivea-fuck!

No wait. I feel ugly, bloated, bleedy, hot, bothered, annoyed, chubby, and tired.

I’ve got my period! Today’s girlspoke is a period party for you and me! Yay!

I love you. I always will.