This may be difficult for some of you, but imagine for a moment that us girls over here at GS are slacking at the moment. Perhaps we’re all draped about the heartshaped bed, maybe hungover, possibly snoring, hardly clothed. And then Meme’s voice pierces the muffled silence of gorgeous, scantily-clad, somewhat smelly girls in slumber…

“Is somebody gonna fucking post today, or what?!”

Inevitably, Jenna rises to the occassion, but not without stepping on Brandy’s arm and kicking Heather in the shin. It’s a mess, really. And the bottom line is that I have nothing original to say to you when I’m in this state. I could contemplate why I thought peach schnapps was a good idea, but where does that ever get anyone? Or maybe you want to know about my fondness for feeted pajamas. But, alas, another time.

Today, my friends, I’m putting it all on you. Just like Time.

Today’s post is all about YOU, because, well, I really want to get back under my covers before the spot gets cold. And because, maybe I’ve been neglecting you. Maybe you have something really important, or witty, or insulting to say. And just maybe you haven’t felt that the opportunity has yet arisen. Today, my friend, is that opportunity. Today is your turn to shine. Or, at least, do a bit of my job for me.

So let’s hear it. Write a post. Write a topic. Write a comment. Write what you are eating for lunch, and how it’s so delicious that you’re going to bring me some of it, too. Write whatever you want, readers. Today is all about you.

See? You can even borrow our bedroom mirror.