I have a swollen foot and my ass appears to be flatter than ever. I blame Meme for this. Why? I’ll tell you why: she got me addicted to free porn - more so than I already was!

I read one of Meme’s posts over at Vibrator.com which happened to have a video with it. After being a little freaked by the video; the pervert in me followed the link to see what else I could get my chubby little fingers on - aside from my clit. What was only supposed to be one or two minutes became instead two hours! That was only the beginning. In less than a week I have managed to waste approximately 2 or 3 days worth of time sitting here in heat in front of my lap top. My fucken index finger is swollen for Pete’s sake!!

This time hasn’t all been a waste though, as I have actually seen all kinds of things that I didn’t even know existed and think that I finally have earned my title as a “sexpert” as I was so affectionately referred to on another site. I also learned a lot about myself, such as: I’m turned on by the art of Asian Naked Massage… or maybe just the way it always seems to end with a nice long oral session. I also seem to have acquired a taste for orgy and sex party videos as well as having a new appreciation for Girls Gone Wild style porn (possibly stemming from a longing to be on a permanent spring break).

I admit though that a good few hours was truly wasted watching some weird shit that I watched in the same way as one would a car wreck! For instance: a couple of girls riding car stick shifts - even the big bulbous ones that I would never think would even fit up there! There was a few minutes spent watching a “scat” video which made me feel the need to shower (masturbated again in there) and a couple of videos on lactation, bum-sex-gang-bangs and even a girl getting her cunt filled with some bubbly! Strange.

At risk of it interfering with my work and maybe driving me to do something in horny-haste; I have decided to quit cold turkey… until the weekend. It has been almost 12 hours since my last visit to PornCasting.tv and my finger is finally beginning to lose its shriveled-from-dampness appearance and the wet spots on my desk chair, sofa, bed and fur rug have dried. I’m very proud of myself and feel I should get some kind of chip or certificate for breaking my addiction!