Sometimes my manfriend and I will be watching a movie or something & want some more information. Or maybe we’re at the bar and can’t—for the life of me!–remember the name of that actor in that movie.

So, we check out IMDb. Simple enough. Not at all very interesting, really.

But the other day, after clicking around to look up the actor who played Grandpa in Little Miss Sunshine, we stumbled upon Ron Jeremy. Only mildly amused that he actually has his own page, we became increasingly amused as the page loaded and saw that he had almost 1000 listings. Oh yeah. They listed them all, even Tales from the Crapper & Your [sic] the Boss.

That was fun for a few moments, especially after realizing that he’s been doing porn since before both of our births. And that’s just a lot of fucking sex, people. Documented, no less.

But anyway, we started looking a little closer. The true amusement came in reading the good ol’ boy’s character names. For example, in Secrets of a Willing Wife, he plays Creep at Porn Movie. Ball in the Family? Itchy Bonkers. The Adventures of Buttgirl & Wonder Wench? The Poker.

Classic. And perhaps, all this just goes to show you that I am, in fact, still humored by immature material. So, to go along with this realization, here’s something from none other than College Humor dot com.

This is a woman talking about penises & vaginas. But the humor is in how she seems to be acting like she’s on Meet the Press, consulting on the latest trade restrictions or foreign policy. She kind of goes on and on at times, but keep going. The one-liners are endless.

“Wait a second…jackrabbit?!”