Ok, it’s been a bit quiet around here lately, so I’m calling upon you all to get a bit more interactive. So here’s a cool-ass caption contest with the fucking motherload of all prizes. I don’t think much more needs to be said than that.

Are you ready? Do it up, my lovelies.

Image #1:

Image #2:

Image #3:

And saving the best for last,

Image #4:

The winner will be chosen in a completely biased and subjective manner. And the prize? Are you sitting down?

Winners will receive a photoshopped picture combining all the GS girls’ best body parts. (And two of us have the most spectacular tits.)

Let the games begin!