It’s been a swell handful of years. Or months. Whichever.

So, yes, I’m saying Au Revoir. Me and Meme have embraced our love for the snatch and are starting a LezBot camp in Upstate New York. In our off time, we’ll be following Akon’s tourbus, hoping to be dry humped or hurled into the audience for fame.

It’s been swell, and I’ll miss you all. Well, most of you. Er, some.

Ta-ta.

xo
Jenna

PS…please tell me how much you’ll miss me below. If you don’t post, I’ll just interpret that as, “I’m crying too hard to see my keyboard, and since I failed keyboarding class in high school, I can’t hunt-and-peck to sing your praises electronically.”