To the reader who is pissed that I have written about my new Diesel fragrance:

I am so grateful that you had us bookmarked and that you took the time check out my work. I even appreciate your cranky comment about my Diesel posts and can see how it can be irritating, which is why I’m not gonna get all cunty about it. I do however want to have my say on the matter—as always.

Here’s the thing; if you had us bookmarked up until now then you must have been enjoying our site, yes? I won’t even get into the whole spiel about how this is a hot site that offers some very amusing reads by some very sexy and talented ladies—FOR FREE. I would like to think that you may have even had a chuckle (or a masturbation-fest) thanks to one or two of my posts. Well, my posts about my perfume are not that much different from my others–which from what I understand–have been pretty popular among the peeps.

You had nothing to say when I wrote about sliding a slick glass dildo in and out of my pussy after it was given to me by an adult toy company, nor did you bother to poo-poo on any of my little ditties where I gushed about my mind blowing fuck/suck/lick-fests with my most recent lover. Did you ever get upset that I would want to write about those things?? NO! So why get your panties or briefs in a twist because I opt to show my appreciation for a company that was generous enough to send me some free perfume??

Just as I truly value a good oral sex session or pounding from a talented guy or a night spent fucking myself with a sex toy courtesy of a company that was kind enough to send me an expensive toy, (one that I would never be able to afford thanks to writing here for free) I am glad to show some love to Diesel for sending me a fragrance that I love.

As glamorous as this whole writing thing may seem; it ain’t all Manolos and Cosmos! Most writers start writing for love and not money, but sadly, love doesn’t pay my rent. So, when someone wants to give me something because they think my writing is great—I want it, appreciate it and yes, write about it!

If you really want to get your point across and stop me from writing these occasional posts that you refer to as “commercials”; then feel free to compensate me for my time and talent.

Thanks