http://www.girlspoke.com Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:27:39 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Getting in touch with my inner crazy, I recently forever spurned Mr Grey, for real this time. Remember? The shmuck that inspired to write high literature such as The Grey Relationship, My Dating Ego, Please Don’t Be Nice, and Grey Grey Grey. Yeah, see theoretically that ended a long time ... http://www.girlspoke.com/2008/03/31/exit-my-life-please/ Late on a weekday night, I found myself at my friend’s elegant New York apartment enjoying a cup of herbal tea after an utterly uninteresting night out. We’ll call my friend Rio because his background includes a decade long stay in Brazil, as well residence in several other South American ... http://www.girlspoke.com/2008/03/11/shut-up-and-be-feminine/ Not so long ago, I wrote about New Year's as a holiday that provokes relationship angst and triggers nasty inebriated break-ups. If you and your significant other actually managed to blissfully unite under a disco ball and welcome in 2008 with joy, you’re about to be put through an even ... http://www.girlspoke.com/2008/02/12/i-hate-cupid/ What a pleasant surprise when I attended a typical ‘pre clubbing’ promotional dinner last night and found myself surrounded by six foot tall, glamorous, successful women. And no, this wasn’t a cut scene from Lipstick Jungle (which my TiVo’s stored and I plan to watch and mock, tomorrow [series review ... http://www.girlspoke.com/2008/02/08/girl-power-%e2%80%93-renewed-revitalized-and-going-digital/ Dear Men Who Date and Aspire to Date Model Behavior, Question: Do you think I wear stiletto boots over my jeans and a sexy lace underwear when going about my normal daily activities like grocery shopping, trekking through the city’s sleet storm, and sprinting between appointments? Do you think I’m magically manicured ... http://www.girlspoke.com/2008/01/31/the-six-thirty-date/ What happened to the teenaged girl who used to look for any excuse to write a love letter and just couldn’t get enough of romantic comedies with über-cheesy endings? The same girl who just could not comprehend how her friends could sleep with someone that they weren’t in love with? ... http://www.girlspoke.com/2008/01/17/to-fuck-like-a-man/ Just when you thought it was safe to go it without a condom you catch the bastard in the biggest lie possible! Let’s just say that the 'sexy prof' I've been bangin' is really just an illusion and the reality is that he’s a dad—a spineless, despicable one who lies ... http://www.girlspoke.com/2008/01/07/a-momentary-lapse-of-judgement/ I feel terrible for being so out of touch with my Girlspoke audience lately—especially during this the most wonderful time of the year. Thankfully my training is over and I got my wings and can resume a normal life as a sex writer/stewardess/all around hottie and can even devote a ... http://www.girlspoke.com/2007/12/21/lying-to-the-girl-you-fuck-fa-la-la-la-la/ Seasons greeting my peeps! My apologies for the hiatus, but my “stewardess” training has been quite consuming as of late. So far things are going well and I expect that they will continue that way until my graduation in two weeks. Though I have been pretty wiped out by class and ... http://www.girlspoke.com/2007/12/06/piss-off/ It’s not unlikely that around this time of year you may start to feel those cursed A, B, C, Ds: Alone Bothered Confused and Depressed. The winter work crunch is on, the carefree days of summer are a distant memory and to make it all worse you have the elves, wreathes, shiny holiday bells and ... http://www.girlspoke.com/2007/11/28/solution-blonde/